The Space Beneath His Skull

Joe Biden appeared to suffer a mental lapse Monday while addressing the 2023 International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF) Legislative Conference in Washington D.C. “My fire company at home saved my life,” Biden said. “I came back from a trip after being away for a couple of days and I had these terrible headaches, and diagnosed with having a—well anyway,” he continued, seeming to momentarily forget the name of the medical condition that almost killed him. The IAFF audience sat in stunned silence as Biden added that doctors “had to take the top of my head off a couple times to see if I had a brain”.

“You are old, father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head —
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”

“In my youth,” father William replied to his son,
“I feared it would injure the brain;
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”
-Lewis Carroll


Wow. Another Freudian slip!
Just as he couldn’t talk about a voting organization without admitting that it was for voter fraud, he can’t even tell a joke about having no brain without proving, in the attempt, that he indeed has none.