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Rachel Maddog: So I guess the real question on everyone’s minds is, what really happened to that young chef?
Hillary Clingon: That’s a good question, Rachel. I guess it all started when Barack tried to have an affair with him. He didn’t really like Barack like that. I mean, they just kinda paddleboarded together and shit like that. But, then Big Mike got all suspicious…
Rachel: Who’s Big Mike?
Hillary: Did I say Big Mike? I’m sorry. I meant to say Michelle. Then Michelle got all suspicious that Barack was having an affair with him. So she confronted him…
Rachel: She confronted the chef?
Hillary: No. She confronted Barack. But then, the chef overheard that Michelle was really a man, and so they called me and asked me if I could Epstein him, and I said, well, yeah, sure, but I want to be president again. And so, here we are.