Without formally occupying a square foot of Washington, the Taliban have successfully exported all their nuttiest ideas to the west. So, having taken two decades to lose to firebreathing imams, we are denied even the consolation of going back to all our 1990s hoots and jeers about the weirdbeards.
Remember the way it was? Boy, those stone-age loons, demolishing any statues that pre-date their own ideology:
On Wednesday, the state of Virginia removed the 12-ton statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee more than 130 years after it was installed in Richmond.
Well, okay, but can you believe those wacky Talibs ban dancing?
BREAKING: Effective Sept. 20 @TheWECHU announcing:
-Indoor dancing at weddings will be prohibited except for the bride and groom
America topples statues, Canada bans dancing, Australia pepper-sprays girls who show their faces outside their homes: It’s one big Talibanny world!
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Yes, the FBI were bad enough at stopping terrorists to begin with, but now that they have to take the preferences of the Afghan “stalwarts” into consideration, you might as well forget it.
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