Men CAN be Lesbians. Here’s proof:
An old cowboy lived on a distant, isolated ranch in West Texas. He’d lived there all his life. He didn’t watch television and didn’t read the newspapers.
One day, his boss told him he was going to have to take the train all the way to Dallas, to pick up and bring back some expensive, delicate parts for one of the ranch’s machines. A hotel was booked for him. Although he’d never travelled more than a few miles from the ranch, off he went.
He booked into the hotel after arriving in the late afternoon, then went to his room for a nap. About 9pm he awoke, and decided he wanted to see a bit of the big city. An ‘Entertainment Directory’ in his room carried an advertisement for a “Gay Women’s Bar” a few blocks away. “Whoa”, he thought. “Happy women! I’ll check that place out.”
He walked into the bar which indeed was filled with women. In fact, he was the only man there. “I’m in luck,” he thought. He went to the bar and ordered a drink. The bartender served him, although she looked at him oddly, as did other women in the bar.
After a few minutes, a woman came over and sat next to him, and asked, “Sir … what are you doing here? What ARE you?”
“Well,” he said, “I’m a cowboy.” Thinking this was some new perversion, she asked, “Exactly what is a ‘cowboy’? What do you do?”
“Well”, he said, “When I wake up in the morning, I’m thinking about cows. When I go out to work, all day, I’m among cows, and that’s what I think about. And when I go to sleep, I dream about cows. … and how about you, ma’am? What are you?”
She said, “I’m a lesbian.”
“A lesbian? Never heard that word. What’s that?”
“Well”, she said, “It’s not too different from you … it’s just that when I wake up in the morning, I think about women. And all day, I’m among women and thinking about them . And when I go to bed, I dream about women.” Then she left.
A few minutes later, another woman came over and sat next to the cowboy. “Say, mister,” she asked … “What are you doing here? What are you?”
He answered, “Well, ma’am… if you’d asked me that a little while ago … I would’ve said I was a ‘cowboy’. But now … I know I’m a lesbian!”