Here are my predictions for the year 2050:
The UN warns the public, for the thirtieth straight year, that we have only five years to prevent a climate catastrophe.
The Democratic Party demands that President Trump’s body be disinterred to allow a sixth and perhaps final attempt at impeachment.
The Washington Post protests the defacing of the George Floyd Memorial (formerly the Jefferson Memorial) by right-wing extremists.
The following vegetables are accused of racism: peas, green beans, corn, carrots, yellow squash.
The Democratic Senator from Puerto Rico proposes that, to fight poverty, everyone in the US be given $1 million.
